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Vilitissimus Scotus Dundas allegat caudas contra Angligenas.
Caudatos Anglos, spurcissime Scote, quid effers?
Effrons es, quoque sons, mendax, tua spurcaque bucca est.
Anglicus a tergo
caudam gerit;
est canis ergo.
Anglice caudate,
cape caudam
Ne cadat a te.
Ex causa caude
manet Anglica
gens sine laude.
Diffamas patriam, qua non
est melior usquam.
Cum cauda plaudis dum
possis, ad ostia pultas
Mendicans; mendicus eris,
mendaxque bilinguis,
Scabidus, horribilis, quem
vermes sexque pedales
Corrodunt misere; miseris
genus est maledictum.
Skelton, nobilis poeta.
Gup, Scot,
Ye blot:
Laudate
Caudate,
Set in better
Thy pentameter.
This Dundas,
This Scottishe as,
He rymes and railes
That Englishmen have tailes.
Skeltonus laureatus,
Anglicus natus,
Provocat Musas
Contra Dundas
Spurcissimum Scotum,
Undique notum,
Rustice fotum,
Vapide potum.
Skelton laureat
After this rate
Defendeth with his pen
All Englysh men
Agayn Dundas,
That Scottishe asse.
Shake thy tayle, Scot, lyke a cur,
For thou beggest at every mannes dur.
Tut, Scot, I sey,
Go shake the, dog, hey!
Dundas of Galaway
With thy versyfyeng rayles
How they have tayles.
By Jesu Christ,
Fals Scot, thou lyest:
But behynd in our hose
We bere there a rose
For thy Scottyshe nose,
A spectacle case
To cover thy face,
With tray deux ase.
A tolman to blot,
A rough foted Scot!
Dundas, sir knave,
Why doste thow deprave
This royall reame,
Whose radiant beame
And relucent light
Thou hast in despite,
Thou donghyll knyght?
But thou lakest might,
Dundas, dronken and drowsy,
Skabed, scurvy, and lowsy,
Of unhappy generacion
And most ungracious nacion.
Dundas,
That dronke asse,
That ratis and rankis,
That prates and prankes
On Huntley bankes,
Take this our thankes;
Dunde, Dunbar,
Walke, Scot,
Walke, sot,
Rayle not so far.
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